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She has a fat ass and big tits.
Dude: You see that thick girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah, she got the front and the back!
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steal drugs, sell half, cut the rest back, the rest is bad.... unusable, probably coma inducing.
"she stole it and gave it back, but she cut it back wrong / bad."
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(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)
Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.
I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.
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An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
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When you put your balls up someone's ass but leave your dick out so you can jack off on their back.
:oh man Why's your shirt all wet?
:Someone stuck their balls up my ass but left their dick out so they could jack off on my back.
:That sucks, you got a full ass sticky back
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When a very large women has back tities...and some one "fake Dr." diagnosis the women with Back-titty-ocous.
Dustin: hey Jonh did you see that women with Back-titty-ocous?
Jonh: hell yea, I wanted to back titty fuck her.
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If you're not europeon and you don't tell a europeon to go back to Europe, he might keep giving you the blues forever.
The guy with the French accent isn't gonna stop giving people the blues any time soon, nobody is telling him to go back to Europe.
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