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what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.
“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”
Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
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Hold hands with the person you love!!
Gf : why are we holding hands?
Bf: It’s February 28 National holding hands day
The mans hook is caught in the car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.
I’m going to hold your hand on April 18 national hold hands day
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Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.
I'm gonna go drop a monster load in my mums mouth from a Double Handed Double TF
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