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When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.
Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
We doing it a little different this year. Calling all Middle Schools and High Schools! Have fun,and do y'all thing! This the perfect time to go after y'all crush!
Tom: Ayee you heard we doing Slap Ass September all month?
Jeremiah: Yeah I'm slapping every girl ass!
When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
Stroking the penis until it squirts
That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.
To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".
He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife