(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.
Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
To fail to slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch - but you failed and YOU look like a bitch now.
"That slap bitch tried to bitch slap me!"
Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?
Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"