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H20 very nice and inspiring. we should drink more water

isn't that water just so sexy

by yourmomsssssassss July 16, 2022


Water

a mix between a hydrogen particle and two oxygen particles. something in which your body intakes as a liquid substance needed to survive. often found in oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds, air, clouds, showers, ground, and pretty much anywhere else.

brie: hey john whatcha got there?

john: some hydrogen and oxygen

brie: you mean water?

john: yes whatever you weaklings call it nowadays.

by Pattons_kiddo February 13, 2019


Water

Something everyone wants

Karen: GIVE ME THE WATER PACKAGE OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE COPS!!
Person 1: Well at least I don't rant about water packages that are right behind of you.

by EpicPandaLord April 6, 2021


Water

H2O. Essential to human survival. Also found in lakes, oceans, and rivers this clear liquid is a life saver. Literally. So don't take it for granted.

Becky- This water tastes like actual trash
Taylor- I'm sorry it's not the right kind of glacier water 🙄

by Dogewow November 15, 2017


Water

a no color no flavor liquid that your dad and mom force you to drink

Son: mom can I have cola?
Mom: no worthless disappointment DRINK WATER ITS HELTHY BITCH

by Yed5d April 25, 2021


water

water...... dumbass why are you searching up water

dumbass: hmmm it would be funny if I searched water up

by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020


Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.

School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.

by Jekr December 9, 2018