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December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 31, 2020


December

Get dick downed December have fun guys/girls😉

Jake: I’m gonna make my move I been wanting to hook up with Jessica for so long

Ben: well it’s December get that 😼

by Yoloo;) December 1, 2019


December

For the whole month of December you must log into someone else's socal media, but with the other person's concent.

Dan let me log into his account for the whole month of December.

by 1234579 December 29, 2021


December

People born in December have the FATTEST bootys in the world

Wow, you hear how Jenny was born in December? That’s why she has such a big butt

by BobbySlimeGang December 10, 2019


December

In December a guy can grab girls titties and a girls can grab guys dicks GO CRAZY or go home

Girl:did you just grab my titties?
Guy: YES it’s grab tittie or grab dick December

Girl: ohh right *grabs dick*

by LILOKILO November 5, 2019


December

Grab that dick december

December U walk up to the guy like like and grab that dick

by Hahhaibisbsi November 21, 2019


December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month

Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December

by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019