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1.When you're smoking a joint or a blunt and your other stoner buddy packs a bong and they both make it around the circle at the same time, so you hit both without taking a breath between the 2 or 3 hits.
2. The resulting damage to your lungs after performing such a feat.
1. I was smoking this joint at joe's house with karl and albert, when all of a sudden there was a packed bong in my hands, and thats about all i remember besides them screaming "double trouble" in my ear...
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boob(s) that consist mainly of fat and blubber, no actual boob. so they may be large, like C size, but just sit there and flubber. and you think you may want to stare at them, but then you will realize that wou would NEVER tap that. because it just flubbers over. gross.
Person 1: "Damn, that Alex chick has got some MAJOR tits..."
Person 2: "Don't fall for that shit man. Those are double chin boobs. don't even try."
Person 1: "Thx bro."
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This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
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The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”
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When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
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Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.
You are not a crossover act you are double-crossover act and have sold out everyone.
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