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The 9 idiots who ruined my life

It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots πŸ’“

me: uwu the 9 idiots who ruined my life are stray kids πŸ₯°

by Stanloonayeeyee April 8, 2019

104πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


you write your life in indelible ink

(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.

son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University

by Sexydimma May 5, 2013


what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

62πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


among us in real life sus sus

playing among us in real life is very sus!

sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'

by sussybakauwu52 May 6, 2021

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'll See You In Another Life Brother

A term used to tell another person that you will see them again. Most likely in a strange place or somewhere unexpected. Usually used by two guys, while using the term "brother" as a friendly gesture.

In the TV show Lost, Desmond was known for this phrase.
Desmond: "I'll see you in another life brother."
Jack: "Sure man."
Then they see each other again life 100000 times...
Lost Brother Life Meaning Bro Sex I'll See You Again Pick Up A Stick And Throw It Yo mama Strangers

by TheMysteriousStranger June 1, 2012

57πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 19, 2010

68πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019