(yur-maum)
ur mom
A phrase used by many 12 year olds on the internet, trying to think of an insult. but they cant, so this is what they say.
Jason : *kills in video game*
timmy : ur mom
a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.
Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-
this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.
them: fuck you
you: like I fucked your mom last night
A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.
I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.
Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.
Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.
ur mom is hot and i love her so much amd screw her every night