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When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.
Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal
I hate it when I take nesquik poops
i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery
I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.
When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.