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When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.
Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.
A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family
*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid
Me: POOP STICK
A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family
*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid
Me: POOP STICK
When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.
Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.
The excretion of semen from a vagina after intercourse.
Yo bro, my girl and I are trying to get pregnant, she’s had maaad nutt poops lately.