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January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”
A way to say beating your meat.
Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.
When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.
Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)
Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!
Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed
Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!