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"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
A TikTok meme which is supposed to make fun of a friend to make them embarrassed.
Person 1: Hi, how are you doing? (talking to crush)
Person 2 (crush): Im doing good, how about you?
Person 3: Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?
Person 1: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!!
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When you go to jail and you think it's going to be all regular cap'n crunch, but then you walk up on the pod and... oops all berries.
Nah, I can't house here. I thought It be cap'n crunch not Oops, all berries.
I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.
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When everyone else is like, BFF this and Bestie that, but you know that you and your Best Fren are the true definition of friendship and your friendship is the standard by which all other friendship should be judged!
Fuck Nakama dude, fuck Bff's and wanna be besties! we all All-Fren!
I will Imagine doing great things for you my All-Fren!
I would knight your thighs Sir Coleman of Loins, for you are my All-Fren.
You are my All-Fren I will transition for you, solve FNAF for you and dress everyone like you.. for you.. All-Fren!