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Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
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Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development
Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"
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a saying which is a refusal to give some thing to some one, it is rude and don't say it to oriental people, they'll kill you.
"hey man can i have some yummies??"
"no food for you round-eye!"
"you suck"
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after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."
dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.
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When a female falls asleep and a male masterbates and ejaculates into the woman's eyes and then holds her eyes open until the cum dries, she wakes up all wide eyed like legendary actress Bette Davis with respect to the Kim Carnes song of the same name.
"That bitch wouldn't shut up so when she fell asleep I stroused off and she woke up with some Bette Davis Eyes"
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someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.
If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.
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what you say when someone farts.
dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!
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