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Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.
Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.
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Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
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When someone messes up terribly like a faggot.
Whew, that guy was such a george bush fart!
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music to everyones ears. if you're feeling down, put trap nation fart on in the background and your spirits will soon rise
"ayo bro i'm feeling so down rn"
"ah bro have you tried listening to trap nation fart?"
When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.
Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.
Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.
“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”
Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
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