red envelope

get a movie in the mail from netflix

John Doe: what did you get in the mail?

Jane Doe: red envelope.

John Doe: what movie?

Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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Red Thumb

An uncanny ability to break electronics; A black thumb for technology.

"His computer crashed... again?!"

"Yep, he's got one hell of a red thumb... don't let him near your laptop."

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Red Valentine

When two girls lick each other out on their period by tasha and domi

*Last night we did a Red Valentine I was licked out on my period and I licked her out and she was on her period it was like a 69 LUSH

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underage red

Some shade of lipstick that is called Underage Red... probably because of raping of small children. Ya, sorry sephora, I’m disappointed

Person: Man, did you hear about the “Underage Red” controversy? Makes me sick.
Person 2: Yeah IKR literally I can’t believe this is the world we live in

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bloody red

A bloody ass hole; usually occuring from a great impact, or hemroids.

Justin: My brother kicked me in the ass now im bleeding!
Tyler: aha you have a bloody red!

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Red Team

Code for bringing pure Communism into a nation under the guise of social wokeness, political correctness, and racial equality.

If we steal this election, we can Red Team the country before anyone even notices.

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Detroit Red wings

Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans

Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"

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