meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

meat whirl

Smacking a girl in the face with a penis covered in Arby’s sauce.

“When he gave her a sloppy meat whirl Arby’s sauce got all over the walls, curtains and dog.”

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.

Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.

Chuckin Meat

When fly fishing with large streamer flies such as Zonkers or Leaches.

“Bruh heck these dry flies and nymphs I’m tying on a stickleback Zonkers, let’s start chuckin meat”