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noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.
1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!
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The scariest, most sexy humans you'll ever meet. They are absolutely hilarious and don't mind telling a few unholy jokes. They are often found on streaming sites and will make your day all the better. They are creative and dramatic in all the right ways ;)
Guy 1: hey you see those girls
Guy 2: yeah there definitely UwU cat girls
Guy 1: whoever's her boyfriend is tots lucky
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Australian idiom for communicating to a group of people that you intend to depart their company.
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Slang for performing fellatio. It means to suck on a man's penis. This, if done properly, often results in a hoarse throat or minor irritation to the larynx.
Jane: Oh, my throat is so sore!
Alex: You been sucking the cat's tail again?
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When a woman has been screwed over by so many men that she decides to give other women a try and finds out that women are awesome in bed.
Hey girl! So I heard you are a Lesbian now?
Yep, my curiosity killed the cat!
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When you bury your cat up to their head and then run over it with a lawnmower
Garfield pissed in my closet so I gave him a cat head biscuit.
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The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.
Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken
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