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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023


Kola Beans

Beans that grow on starfruit trees and that Somestudent did an essay on. Classmates were bored to death.

Somestudent: Kola beans are in coca cola they are blablablablabla
Class: ZZZZZZZZZ

by Luna SilverLite May 7, 2019


Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022


Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek August 14, 2015


bean tail

When you shit and the feces are half way out of your asshole.

Penny wise pulled on my bean tail while I was shitting.

by Ling Ling rauuuuuuuuur June 19, 2022


Little Beans

Little Beans are testicles that are extremely small, and or have a bean-like shape. Usually, you will find Little Beans on a extremely obese person, or a person that is a victim of incest.

You see Daryl over there? I bet he has little beans.

by Raksov October 12, 2024


Neato Keen Bean

This is the best of the best and I like it very much. If something is neato keen bean, I approve of it in the highest way possible.

It's really great. It's neato keen bean.

by DirtClaudia May 14, 2023