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When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job
Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
Khaki Collar Jobs defined by the VP of Zimbabwe as the opposite of white collar jobs when he may have meant brown collar jobs which include positions in fields like renewable energy installation, advanced manufacturing, logistics and supply chain management, and skilled trades that require specialized training.
We want to create an economy of khaki collar jobs
1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.
The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
A burst job is when you go down on a guy and he cums super quick and way more than you expected
When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.
Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.
An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.