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Jeans beans
When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks
“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
One of Nazi Germany's flawed projects. A very sad excuse for a human being who regularly posts infamous train animations and constantly complains about his YouTube revenue, which is what caused his subscriber count to grow and drop while being on the same first three subscriber count digits for months, which happened not once, not twice, but three times. He is an immature, contentious douchebag who engages in bullying innocents just because of very minor inconveniences, especially in 2020 when he used sock puppet accounts. Once he wrote an apology post, he faked it, which resulted in it dying pretty quickly. Even if he really did apologize, I would not want to accept it, knowing he'll fuck up again. Not even the absolute worst people would trust him. Not enough words? In February 4th 2022, his most controversial drawing was born. He wanted to make a "gift" for his so-called "girlfriend", but the "gift" was just a sexualized version of one of her OCs! What's even worse is that the girl in the drawing was barely 18 and she is also half-animal. He was begging and crying like a baby just to get to talk to her again. It's very fucking clear why she blocked you, Ender Bitch TV. He was racist, especially to black people, Indonesians and Russians. I did not make any of this up! I'm 100% honest! I'm glad that shit nugget quit YouTube and it's been more than one and a half months since he didn't post anything. Will he change or continue with the chaos?
Dave: What YouTuber have you binge-watched recently?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
Person A: Nigga beans!
Person B: Whoa, how catchy. I will start saying this now.
Slang term for 2 stroke oil, generally castor based, which is used in 2 stroke motors. Mainly used in ATVs and lawn care machines.
You take one part bean nectar, put in with 32 parts gas nectar to create one super nectar