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A terrible experience. 1 out of 5 stars. Pretty much hell. Anyone who went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseude
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost?”
“Yeah what else is new”
A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream
“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost at comp?”
“Yeah what else is new”
25.806975801...
"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
A TikTok meme which is supposed to make fun of a friend to make them embarrassed.
Person 1: Hi, how are you doing? (talking to crush)
Person 2 (crush): Im doing good, how about you?
Person 3: Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?
Person 1: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!!
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When you go to jail and you think it's going to be all regular cap'n crunch, but then you walk up on the pod and... oops all berries.
Nah, I can't house here. I thought It be cap'n crunch not Oops, all berries.