The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?
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when the guy gets a blowjob from a girl hanging upside down and then when hes about to come pulls out and comes on her face only to kick her in the chest so she goes flying in the air.
Bob gave melissa a monkey punt when she cheated on him.
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A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly destroyed the lab and flew out using it's amazing farting ability.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait that isn't a bird or a plane. What the hell is that? OH GOD IT'S MONKEY JOOB!
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Term for a particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certain girl
Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes, monkey see, monkey do...
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A woman that has intercourse with a black person.
That fucking whore is a monkey layer!
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Furry Mammal. Indigeonus, to rural parts of northern Lewis and southern pierce countys. It is an ellusive creature. Only usually spotted after several days with out sleep
Slang: example ...to chunder is a word that descibes wHATEVER THE F#@^ you want
wal-mart sells a small mini chunder monkey in the 25 cent macchine.
.....generally male..... female chunders are veery rare and often mistaken as some other creature...if taken or disturbed from habitat. a female chunder goes insain... leading to there death. only female chunders are endangered. males however are everywhere.
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1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.
Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!
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