When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.
King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.
Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.
That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
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a sexy discord kitten who always has sex calls with someone called wilbur collins, beautiful af! (also a bottom)
"sue daddy is my boyfriend, a sexy discord kitten who always has sex calls with someoned called ME, ebautful af! (also a bittomn) , i'm gonna propose to her!"
A girl who is attractive, that whom you’d like to call daddy.
Omg did you see Mia today?
Yes total daddy mami!
Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex
Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire
yo did you see Chris got that job at goldman? Yeah bro, he's gonna be making that big daddy paper! He's for sure to start pulling some dimes now.
My baby-daddy finally bought Suzie her first pair of shoes. They're size 2 and so cute!