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This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.
“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”
Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.
I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.
And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!
When a person (friend, family member, crush, boyfriend, etc) cracks a person's back by having a person lying on their stomach. They have the person laying on their stomach breathe in and on their breath out they push upward while applying force to the back. In this moment, while breathing out, this person lets out a fart.
Wow, I can't believe she back crack farted when he cracked her back.
The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".
Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.
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1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.
2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.
3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.
We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.
Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing
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When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.
Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.
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