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when your on a long flight and someone clogs the toilet and it overflows sending feces down the aisle.
man i was on the flight to New York and someone made a fish bowl flight and it touched my foot.
“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”
Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead
You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!
When a "CHICKEN" isn't enough, and so isn't a "FISH", why not combine them?
EXACTLY! Chicken-Fish.
A Chicken-Fish is a fish disguised in a raw chicken costume, often smoking a cigarette.
I don't like chicken, I love chicken, I also love fish, so let's make Chicken-Fish
Established in 2004, Chicken-fish is a non-religious replacement holiday occurring at the same time as Easter, for those not celebrating Easter or other holidays around this time of year for any reason. It often involves a potluck dinner, with board games, video games or role-playing games in place of family socializing as it is also a holiday for those unable for one reason or another to be with their families.
The only hard and fast rule is that there should be chicken and fish present, the host should prepare the chicken, but the fish must (by way of tradition) remain frozen in the freezer.
I'm celebrating chicken-fish with some friends instead of Easter this year.
Yummy food with feathers that can swim
Wow you are really a chicken fish