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When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.
Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."
You:(Face Palm)
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On May 11th you hold hands with your boo, baby, or whatever u call them and make their day
Hey babe, its national hold hands with boo day
*holds hands*
*Smiles*
Hey
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She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap
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when you are a pimp and your bitches are starting to get out of control by talking back at their pimp and not earing enough money or stealing your money so you jerk off a lot to "keep your pimp hand strong" and that way you have a strong hand and you also teach then=m not to fuck with you in a bad way
my hoes arent behaveing nicely so i will rent some porn movies to "keep my pimp hand strong" and teach the bad hoes whose the pimp around here
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This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.
This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}
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The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.
Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"
When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.