A grin that is full of nasty food particles.
" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."
A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off
I added a lot to my meat log this week
Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women
Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.
She’s 14
When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!