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A guy who puts the hoes before the bros
"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"
"because we're am i gonna put the girls"
"your being such a simp"
(Noun, adjective.), A man who acts as if he's caring and kind just to date a woman. This also could describe, in some part, nice guy syndrome , but oftentimes it's a different category. This could also describe a man who thinks he's entitled to date a woman because he's kind to her.
" Leon? Please, my man, he's a total simp. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "
according to Felix Kjellberg someone who does way to much for a person who they like
A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
A male that ditches his friends to hang with a girl regularly.
Guy 1: Is Mason coming?
Guy 2: No, you gotta remember, he’s a simp, he’s ditching us for his girl.
A man that is willing to be submissive to a woman. This man will ditch his friends to go with a girl or girls. He will often compromise his character for a girl he has no chance with. This girl may even have a boyfriend. A simp puts a hoe before a bro
Cade has ditched his friends to hang with girls that have boyfriends he is definitely a simp.
Cade treats his friends badly around girls in order to gain respect from the girls he is a simp lord.
a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin
Bro, you were such a simp back in 2015!