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A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson
Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis
When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
A BIGASS FLICK THAT NOCKS YOU OFF YOUR SIZE 8 FEET.
Max: Yo that was some pretty crazy super flick
A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.
Bro, condoms are the worst. Just raw dog it and give her The Super Wish. It's just as effective.
Super-opposite: When things are superpositioning due to being polar opposites.
Group 1: These people don't know what they're talking about.
Group 2: We do!
Group 1: Can we just super-opposite?
Group 2: Fine.
a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.
"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"
"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."
*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*
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A Super Chocolate Swirly is a super cruel thing that jocks will do to humiliate an unlucky nerd. Unlike a normal chocolate swirly, a super chocolate swirly has much more shit in the toilet. Usually, to make it a super chocolate swirly, up to 3-4 people have to use it, and the shit has to start filling up the toilet. Once that is finished, the jocks will take some poor nerd, and shove their head right into the toilet, smearing their face in shit. The jock will usually shove their head in the shit for several minutes, before deciding to flush the toilet. The jocks can also add more ways to humiliate the nerd and make it more disgusting by:
Peeing in the toilet
Forcing the nerd to eat the shit
Recording it
Using the toilet while the nerds head is in it
Getting random passer byers to use the toilet and not flush
Giving the nerd a wedgie during it
Locking the nerd somewhere in some way where they can't leave and can't wash their face off for a while
Jock 1: Bro! That loser Tim didn't do my math homework, now I have detention!
Jock 2: Bro, that sucks! We should get back at Tim! How about a Super Chocolate Swirly?
Jock 1: Great idea, bro! I'll get the football team to all shit in one toilet, then we'll get Tim and humiliate him!
Later
Tim: H-Hey! Where you guys taking me- oh god! NOOO!