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cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 14, 2010


Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness October 17, 2008

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Non-binary forehead cat

A cat with a non-binary gender identity that is growing out of your forehead or someone she's forehead.

"Do you want to let my non-binary forehead cat?"

"I Stan non-binary forehead cats."

by Greenshirt1023 January 4, 2021

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throw your cat around

1. Hurling your vagina at every man and/or woman around.

2. Another term for the activities of a slut.

"You just love to throw your cat around the town, don't you?"

"She keeps chucking her cat around, like a slut."

by Mimi08 December 30, 2014

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Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 13, 2010


kitty cat rodeo

place cat on the top of the bathroom door and move in back and forth quicl;y and see if she can hang on for 8 seconds

the cat pooped in my sock drawer so i we had a kitty cat rodeo

by 11432 November 7, 2010

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Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 5, 2008

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