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Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....
Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!
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If you would just tell me this it would solve all of my problems immediately.
Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"
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What Would Natnap Do - A saying used by the melvins (urban dictionary: "the melvins") to decide whether an action is melv-worthy or not. Natnap is the definition of a true melvin, with a kind heart, pretty face, and great body. All of the melvins strive to be like natnap, since he knows exactly what to do in all situations and even when he makes a mistake, its known that he has his heart in the right place. He used to be evil, but his reformation has given hope to people internationally ever since he is not evil anymore. God at Video Games and Starbucks Barista Speedrunner - can make your PSL in under 15 seconds!
Hey man, what would natnap do? Don't rob that bank. It's not a good look.
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When you are faced with a bigly debt, exposed for adultery or sexual assault, or charged with corruption, collusion, or treason, embrace the mindset of the Liar-in-Chief or Commander in Cheat to get out of trouble.
To minimize the odds of being fined or jailed for your financial, political, or sexual crime, ask yourself the question, “What would Trump do?”
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Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".
Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
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whats you got for me - chavs shout this to passers by and often feel there ''pockets''
'' yo yo yo whats ya got for mi dirty greb?''
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Someone with little technical knowledge who gives a review of a product or service would say this phrase.
They would feel as if they are handing out good advice to people; But in reality they dont have the experience or analytical ability to give a detailed review.
John: "How is your new camera?"
Bill: "it does exactly what it says on the tin"
John has no idea whether the camera is good or not. He just knows that it takes photos.
If Bill had more technical knowledge, he would have given more useful information.
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