Nice landscaping nick, God job ,Good Bless ..just kidding i mean Good Job ,God Bless you . Yau saved me 4 grands
An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .
The act of inserting a open bottle of vodka into a women's vagina, Then fucking it without a condom
That girl experienced a flinky job last night
A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.
"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."
Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "
"No he gave her the mike job instead"
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*
"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."
"Who the fuck's the third??????"