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Joe: why are u still dating Nicole
John: wdym
Joe: its don't date December
John: oh
give someone your hoodie month!!
someone: hey here’s my hoodie
someone else: why
someone: it’s december
someone else: oh
the month where you can’t use the yellow app “snap chat” if you use the yellow app you will be dared to do something that you don’t wanna do.
I’m going to use Snapchat In December
Oh wait I can’t..
the most irrelevant month of the year
person 1- its december
person 2- whats december?
person 1- the month stupid!
person 2- sorry it’s just so irrelevant i thought you was talking about something else
December is the name of the most awesome, pretty, beautiful, smart, kind and funny girl. December has many redeeming qualities and so many hobbies (not just watching tiktok and procrastinating).
“Hey did you see how cute December looked today?”
“Yeah dude she’s the cutest girl I’ve ever seen”
December is the prettiest, hottest, sexiest, and sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.
Random kid in class: “Your name is December? Were you born in December?”
Alex: “December is the best girlfriend ever!”
The one month where every guy's dick gets destroyed
OH NO its december Jack do you know what that means, your dick gets destroyed