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when you're as stuck up as a middletown, and you live in oneonta, and she get's the divorce, to go on friendfinder and put up the BBC ad.
"Stephanie, did you just take an enormous shit in the women's room, and take your son on a date at chuckie cheese? He's gonna be so angry at you for dating a black guy." #n-da-playdate
an company that used to be with gm.
get the dead company, P O N T I A C.
zant is a very cool, brave, handsome, short and very strong guy. and a straight black hair guy, he is very good in bed and also very protective of his friends and if you are his girlfriend you are very lucky he will do anything to please you
Zant .N. B
When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.
Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.
April 25th National Bam n Alex Day. The day the music lived ! （＾∀＾●）
On April 25th, we celebrated National Bam n Alex Day by drinking pororo drink and eating chicken.
A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.
And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
When you take an old tube sock, fill it with nacho cheese and proceed to have sex with the tube sock. Upon finishing, you hit the closest person with that tube sock.
Cheryl know she and Sam would be together for the long run when he gave her a hot 'n' cheesy right in the face.