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a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.
i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after school.
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A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!
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the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
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The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.
Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
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When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese
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1. Making love to a fat chick. The stench in the sheets after she leaves is similar to that of a grilled cheese sandwich. 2. Code word for banging a fat chick.
Friend: I made a grilled cheese last night.
You: You really got to lay off the fat chicks.
Friend: Where is Tim?
You: Making a grilled cheese :wink wink:
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One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth
I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away
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