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yes i’ll show up to all movies
he said gr at it cd u i c c o so thats guaranteed he’ll show up to the movies
The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead
When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.
Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?
Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!
When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
Cat getting ready to flip table violently due to either rage or loosing/getting annoyed in chess
Charlie: So in chess, do you play Chaturanga or-
Neko: ( o=^•ェ•)o ┏━┓
( o=^•ェ•)o ┻━┻
Being promised something beyond one's capability of delivering it only to continue to behave positively even though the customer is obviously distressed. Used in business when marketing a product simply for marketing's sake.
Person 1: Do You still think Orlando City's motto should "Defy Expectations"?
Person 2: Hell no! They O c'd us and now I can't resell these worthless season tickets because nobody wants to go the games.