Monkey Button

A.K.A. - Shocker.

There does exist a slight variation between Monkey Button and the Shocker. The practice and form one uses is the same, however, the reaction one gets from the shockie is reminiscent of the sound of a monkey (oh! oh!)

After a killer set, Shandy found a nice backstage betty who never has experienced the shocker. Shandy was very happy to finally work the monky button.

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butt monkey

Someone's significant other.

My sister went out with her butt monkey last night

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brass monkey

A nightclub located in Narre Warren frequented by teenyboppers and old afghanis. Highest bogan concentration of the south eastern suburbs (melbourne). Adam 12 play there!

hey dazza, gazza, cheryl, lets go yo the monkey to listen to some nickelback and own some wild turkeys!!!

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shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

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Vagina Monkey

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

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monkey paws

A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.

History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.

That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.

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monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

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