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last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum
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Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.
Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"
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when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.
Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.
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nut in a girls mouth while getting a bj
that bitch was pissed when i gave her the cum pie suprise
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Adam lambert is a cum guzzling queen, it helps him clear his throat before he sings
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verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
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A term used to describe someone you are fucking.
Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.
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