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A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.
"Oh man, I keep wiping but there's just so much grundle butter! Maybe it's time to see a doctor..."
A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.
INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture
3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?
The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.
Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.
The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
to melt the butter is when a big secret is out or when you like someone and they know
person 1: i like marie
person 2:omg did you just melt the butter
marie: he melted the butter!!!
A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”