Refried beans

After rough anal sex. Her poop will be runny. Make her poop it on a plate. Then you jizz on top of the poop. Looks like refried beans from a Mexican restaurant.

Now look at that plate of refried beans we just made!!!!

Bean to bean

When two lesbian women who are in love share a sexual experience that involves pressing their clits together.

Haley and Monica were so hot for each other last night they went bean to bean.

Shorty Bean

The first stage of talking to someone you want to grow with.

This my shorty bean right here.
I miss my lil shorty bean.

borracho beans

Drunk Mexicans

“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”

Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”

His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“

Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”

Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”

“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”

King of the Beans

Ayden Blanding

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax

Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.