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that cake said there was glados to eat
cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit
me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha
Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.
Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"
Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"
Flamboyant, Flaming, fruit cake like man.
When he dressed like Nicki Minaj he looked like a flounder cake.
When the penetrator ejaculates on his/partners bum and then spreads it all over like frosting.
Let's make a frosted cake
When your giving anal and you pee in her/him
Not again with yo pudding cake shit
The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.
E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.
I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.