Urban Survival Fishing

Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.

Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

Torso fish

Dead body floating in the water. Easy to catch but tastes like shit.

Dude whats that thing in the water? Damn bro call the cops that‘s a torso fish!

ony fish

a somalian who says gorilla warfare

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuust

King Fish

Person #1: Kingfish is kil
Person #2: no

King fish is kil ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

fillet fish

a girl after not showering her meow meow for at least 3 days

dude dont eat her out shes a fillet fish