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The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?
when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.
dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*