Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.

Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

to-go job

1. Giving the driver head while in a drive through

2. Any sexual act with food good enough to eat and fuck

3. A quickie

That cheeseburger was so good, Ethan wanted a to-go job.

government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever