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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021


Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021


GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024


Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.

Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.

by ProBater69 February 8, 2022


friendship bombing

when one person becomes close friends or friends with someone but drops them after for no reason and will act nice to u but will act like a bitch to u inconsistently

she does a lot of friendship bombing because she had too many friends so, she is able to drop people anytime she wants

by crazyhippo123 December 2, 2023


Chattanooga Cherry Bomb

More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.

''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''

by June 2, 2024


vocabulary bombing

Using the most complex words possible to describe (3 words, or comment on someones social media post.

If someone writes: Vocabulary bombing: Using the most complex words possible to describe or comment on someones social media post.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.

by Teacher Egap January 3, 2019