What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

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this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

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Epic Life Cut Short

A faggot woman prime minister who got fuckin ownd by assasin
FUCK YAH

u get ownd !!!!
o yah totally dude

epic life cut short

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Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

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What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

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welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

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Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos

Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok

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