any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!
That feeling when yo balls fall of
“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”
peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.
aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE
pee on poop always and forever
you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
i am pooping without consent
Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
When the whole family goes to the poop deli..
person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today