A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.
Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room
*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*
Person 2: Did you hear that?
Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?
Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow
Arina: happy slap your cousin day
Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb
Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.
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