Brass Monkey

When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.

1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"

2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"

P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."

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Mountain monkey

A human being, the majority of the human race excluding arabs, of whom are also mountain monkeys in disquise. You need five fingers, five toes and a marsupial face with a baboon gorillian body to qualify.

youre a jew mountain monkey

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monkey glue

Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.

"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"

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bucket of monkey

this is a great big bucket of monkey. simple as that.

holy crap, look at that bucket of monkey

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trunk monkey

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

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shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

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sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"

LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there

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